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Rich Simons,
11th Street |
This
piece appeared in
one of the earliest
issues of the Sandpiper,
in 1997.
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Photo
Art Olson |
Living
(as we do) in a small,
serene village,
we perhaps take too
much for granted the
slow pace and the casual
lifestyle that we enjoy,
without pausing to
consider what makes
it all possible. Alert
readers will know
immediately what I
mean. I refer, of course,
to the traffic lights
at the corner of 15th
Street and Camino Del
Mar.
On
a recent morning
I had a chance to
experience,
and reflect upon,
the
subtle but ingenious
way these devices
control
the pulse of life
in
our village. Arriving
at the SE corner
of
the intersection,
I
pressed the button
signaling my desire
to cross Camino Del
Mar. After fifteen
minutes had passed
with no break in
the traffic, I remembered
where I was - the
village with the
unhurried pace,
the “mañana” attitude
- and resolved to
immerse myself in
its spirit.
Ambling
up the steps to
the Union Bank (of
California, of course),
I managed to engage
Dennis in a long
chat during which
we restructured
all my loans at
the bank, after
which I was able
to share a few
jokes with David
and Sam and Joanne
and the rest of
the gang. I then
discovered that
I had time before
the light would
change to take a
brief course in
flower arrangement
from Penny on the
corner, sip a double
latte at Starbucks
AND nearly complete
the New York Times
Sunday Crossword
Puzzle.
The
light changed just
as I was mulling
a four-letter
word for “misplaced
highway”.
Actually, the
puzzle
asked for nine
letters
but the only words
I could think of
had just four. Well,
I thought,
maybe if I write
real
big.
A
sizeable crowd
had
gathered for the
crossing
and I quickly benefitted,
for as soon as
we stepped
off the curb a
flashing
orange hand insisted
we go back. I would
have, if not pushed
from behind by
a more
experienced villager.
Gratefully attaining
the other side
of Camino
Del Mar, I was
immediately
struck by the amenities
thoughtfully provided
on that corner:
fake
Tudor-style buildings.
No, sorry, I mean:
places to eat.
Having
pressed the button
to cross 15th St.,
I settled
in at ACME Bar & Grill
for a leisurely lunch
of turkey spinach
meatloaf with a light
jerk-spice, pesto and
sun-dried tomato flavoring,
served with potato
leek pancakes and carmelized
apples in a sesame
mandarin sauce.
At
the end of it,
I found
I still had time
to
stroll up to Ocean
Song Gallery to
exchange
a “monton” of
gossip with Virginia
Igonda in (my) halting
Spanish, and browse
through Earth Song Bookstore,
eventually locating
a desperately needed
volume: “Achieving
Peace and Inner Oneness
While Watching Traffic
Go By Through the Use
of Substances Which
Mercifully Are Not Too
Well Controlled”.
Fortified with this
tome and a pint of Grey
Whale Pale Ale from
J.J. Maguire’s,
I was able to last
it out until the light
finally changed.
Arriving
at the NW corner
(site
of the Olde/Newe
Hotel/Inn/L’Auberge
at Del Mar), it was
clear I had time
before the next crossing
to stroll down to
Seagrove Park, where
I managed to spot
a couple of whales
(in a gold Lexus;
Arizona plates) and
count all the passengers
on a passing Amtrak
(3). Returning up
15th, I stood in
line at the Post Office
until my arches straightened
out nicely and then
found my way to the
Durante Pub in the
Olde/Newe Hotel/Inn/L’Auberge.
There, in a matter
of only a few hours,
an elderly gentleman
taught me “Patience” while
another chap entertained
us with operatic
interpretations
of favourite olde
ballades.
Mercifully,
as he began to
wail “take
a train, take
a car to Olde Del
Mar” for
the fourth or
fifth
time, I saw the
light
was about to change
and joined the
hundreds
of villagers amassed
for the event.
The
Plaza is a sort
of
Dizzyland that
Ivan
and David have
built
to amuse villagers
waiting to cross
the
street. Here I
was
able to do the
entire
week’s
shopping at Daniel’s,
enjoy a cappuccino
and biscotti at Esmeralda,
contemplate the relative
virtues of black clothing
versus white AND purchase
an oriental carpet
once owned by the Aga
Kahn, all before the
light changed.
Returning
at last - not too long
after dark - to whence
I had begun that morning:
the SE corner of 15th
Street and Camino Del
Mar, I could only wonder
at that miracle of
technology which sets
the unhurried tempo
of life in our village:
the totally laid-back
traffic light.
Only
in California.
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